"You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly."
- (via suspend)
(Source: sincerelynargis, via wantedthings)
Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly
(Source: fuckyeahzarry, via moistbottom)
blossom you peice of shit
(Source: bubbley-boo, via ruinedchildhood)
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
(Source: partybots, via australiansanta)
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!